In the latest episode of "Quarterback Confusion Chronicles" starring Mike Tomlin, the Steelers head coach seems to have misplaced his quarterback roster like it's a set of car keys. Kenny Pickett is QB1 now that the season is over, but the competition is a definite.
Reports suggest that Tomlin has resorted to holding open auditions in the streets of Pittsburgh, asking passersby to throw a football and see if they have what it takes. In a desperate attempt to identify his starting quarterback, he even tried using a "QB for Dummies" manual but accidentally turned it into a pop-up book.
When questioned about the chaos, Tomlin responded with a shrug, "Hey, sometimes you just need a surprise element on the field. Keeps everyone on their toes, including me!" Steelers fans are now on standby, ready to play a game of "Guess the Quarterback" every Sunday. Who needs a depth chart anyway?