Our Pittsburgh Pirates have a bevy of new refreshment items at PNC Park this summer, and as a public service the oneBURGH staff has decided to name and review each item based ONLY on the picture.
Yesterday, we told you about the Pirate Parrot Purge Mask with Cotton Candy Afro (we are fans).
The new offerings also including the above-pictured plastic bat filled with popcorn. The description states the handle features "embossed wood-grain texture.” The detail work is exquisite. VERY fancy stuff.
Unfortunately, the Penguins have overshadowed the newly unveiled Pirates popcorn bat with its beer hockey stick. We honestly can’t wait to see people pouring beer into the bats this season. Popcorn floaters. Listen, we'll post EVERY picture we get. Promise.
Our review? Better with beer!
The name? Beerville Redenbacher. Obviously.